Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Circulo de Combate

All (real) names have been changed... to protect me.

For those who don't know what I do, I work with people who are afflicted with Chronic Schizophrenia. Since the disease affects roughly 1% of the population there are a lot of misconceptions. Usually what I hear from people is that they think schizophrenics have multiple personalities. But people with multiple personalities have their own fun disorder, Dissociative Identity Disorder(DID).
I differentiate between the two because for one of my clients is knocking down the wall between the two definitions. I'm pretty sure he's aiming for a dual-diagnoses.
My client, we'll call him Don Quione, is one of the nicest, sweetest 52 year old men you'd ever meet. As a matter of fact, he's nice to a fault. He'll give away his money, his cigarettes and any other form of currency they have in this house. Don Quione is a pushover, avoids confrontation by giving in.
Antonio Fonseca Del Rio, on the other hand, is one mean bastard. Antonio will call you a liar to your face and your superior, tell you that you do/know nothing, refuses to obey rules, innappropriately touches females and has even been known to take a swing at people. Antonio Fonseca Del Rio is to Tyler Durden as Don Quione is to Fight Club's Narrator (Edward Norton). Could Quincy be the birth place of the real life Tyler Durden? Let's hope so. Cuz I'll have front row seats to one crazy show. And let me tell you, when Antonio's around it's a rough day. Unfortunately, "Operacion Mayhem" has yet take full affect within the residence.
When it does take place, I hope to hear Antonio tell Don Quione, "All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
Now, let me tell you, I'm pretty sure neither Don Quione or Antonio are fucking but Antonio is taking a few liberties with females he shouldn't be, but for all I know that Tyler Durden quote is probably spot on in the mind of Don Quione and Antonio Fonseca Del Rio.


At 3:06 PM, March 09, 2006, Anonymous Your fave co-worker said...

That is the BEST post on your spot. I LOVE IT. It is Supreme del Rio! Now where is your post about Gypsie George.

At 5:51 PM, March 09, 2006, Blogger Lance LaRocca said...

I don't have a favorite co-worker. I hate them all the same.

At 8:58 AM, March 15, 2006, Anonymous Your fave co-worker said...

You BASTARD, you love me and you know it. Put up another post like, that and I will have to find a new Soul Brotha!

At 2:14 PM, March 21, 2006, Blogger Bob said...

Dissociative Identity Disorder, hmmm? That sounds about right...

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